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The Icemen Invade Penetang! The Icemen had been having a dry season. Our fearless leader abandoned us to putz around the motherland and our world-class choreographer was frightened away from the prospect of working with 20+ loud, unruly skaters. So after picking our overweight, hungover, has-been asses off the couches, we took it to the next level at our first show of the season last week (or perhaps even longer--the alcohol makes time a bit blurry). The Icemen. Drunker and gayer than ever. Smoother moves. Hotter action. Did I mention gayer? We also had a secret weapon: our newest member and Japan's rising star, Nobunari Oda. Currently fourth in the world, he will inevitably soon be a world champion. He clearly was so excited to be wearing a tutu that he failed to realize that Gallagher was giving a speech.
We also question his grasp of the English language. "Nobu, can you get us a show in Japan?" "Yep!" "Nobu, can I have your Japanese National team jacket?" "Yep!" "Nobu, whaddya say you break out a couple grand and we go have some fun with some hookers?" "Yep!" So cute. Never the types to mess with tradition, we celebrated in typical Icemen fashion. That could only mean one thing: alcohol poisoning! Woohoo!!!!
We were already drunk. Was there any reason NOT to hit downtown Barrie? Why, yes. Probably because we looked like this: The night could have ended really badly. Six guys wanted to start a fight with Justin outside the club, but when they saw our posse of around 40 people, we were safe. Oh, except Tyler, who ended up with a two inch hole in his head. Oh what a night. What a night, what a night, what a night, what a night... -Lovefool |
