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Cheat Sheet notes AIM Et Cetera Current love interest: Dan To-do List Graduate Design Host |
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Sir Mix-A-Lot called.... I'm not going to apologize for not posting in forever because really, I shouldn't feel bad about having the most boring, uneventful life ever. Not completely true, but nothing really noteworthy, except.... First, for those of you who have never actually seen me doing anything, here is a picture of me with the worst technique in the world: And now, the results of doing track: I'm not going to lie. My butt literally EXPLODED out of my jeans. And it's not one isolated incident. My room is littered with the corpses of 7s, Energies, and Ernest Sewns that all suffered as a result of my colossal ass. Nothing fits anymore. And then the weirdest thing happened: some guy came around looking for me. He kinda looked like this: Actually, I've been getting some positive reactions to the changes happening to my body. For example, according to Lt Dan, I have a porn star's ass. I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. -Lovefool |
